Donut Quotes – 100% Fat Free Hole

What is happiness? A hole that is 100% fat-free. Oh yeah, we are talking about what you crave for day-to-night. The only thing you hard on before breakfast. A DONUT. And Donut Quotes make you crave for more.

This year on the eve of National Donut Day gift yourself a box of happiness with fat-free dessert in the center. However, it time to give proper shout out with these donut quotes. Moreover, the famous saying is truer than just being a slogan. “America runs on Donuts/Dunkin’,”.

Meanwhile, celebrate the national holiday of America’s sweetest treat. Regardless when no one knows how to spell.  (is it donut? Doughnut? Technically it’s both, believe it or not).

The love for donuts is real, so enjoy these donut quotes.

Sweet Donut Quotes

“I’ll share my life with you. But, not my doughnuts.”

Donut Quotes: I'll share my life with you. But, not my doughnuts.

“Life is like a doughnut.

“Life is short, eat more donuts!”

“You’re right up there with unicorns and donuts.”

“Dare to be a donut in a world of plain bagels.”

“Let go. Be Fat. Just accept it.
Here, have a donut.
Buster Guru

“New mysteries. New day. Fresh doughnuts.”
― David Lynch

“Donut ever give up.” 

“The optimist sees the donut, the pessimist sees the hole. 
Oscar Wilde

“I owe it all to little chocolate donuts. 
John Belushi

“Doughnuts before bronuts.” 

“Dough-nut stop believin’.”

“An actor without a playwright is like a hole without a doughnut.
George Jean Nathan

“Dough-nut go breaking my heart.”

“You need to understand the difference between want and need. Like I want abs, but I need donuts.”

Donut Quotes

“Dough-nut cramp my vibes.” 

“Whatever sprinkles your doughnuts.” 

“I’m glazy about you.
Donut worry, be happy.” 

“Be sweet and honest always, but for God’s sake don’t eat my doughnuts!
Emma Bunton

“Some people aren’t good at anything. Some people just really like donuts.”
― Lisa Graff, Absolutely Almost

Let me tell you, I’m not sure if America runs on donuts, but I sure do! Nothin’ like a little simple sugar icing to get the blood pumping at 9:00 A.M. 
Chris Benz

“As you ramble on through life, Brother,
Whatever be your goal,
Keep your eye upon the doughnut,
And not upon the hole.”
― Margaret Atwood

“The closest I’ll get to winning the Hunger Games is when I spot the last donut in the office kitchen.

“As you ramble on through life, whatever be your goal keep your eye on the donut and not on the hole.

“Reality is like a doughnut: Everything that is good and funny and juicy is outside the center, which is just emptiness.
Olga Tokarczuk

Quotes on love for Donuts

“I love you to the Donuts and back.

“Happiness is…
A box of donuts.

“Love — Life — Donuts”

“Donuts. An excuse to eat cake for breakfast.

“I DONUT know what I’d do without you.

“Donuts are my love language.”

“In moments of doubt, trust your gut, hug your dog, and eat a donut.”

“Donut know what I’d do without you.” 

Sure, beauty has the power to excite men. But so does a box of donuts. 
Susan Jane Gilman

Doughnut Quotes

“I’m just a girl, standing in front of a salad, asking for it to be a Donut.”

“I can’t espresso how much you bean to me, doughnut.”

“All you need is love and doughnuts.” 

“I’d rather get a hot dog or a doughnut than write a song.
John Prine

“Fresh popcorn is near impossible to resist, second only to fresh doughnuts.”
― Shannon Wiersbitzky, What Flowers Remember

I don’t care about the weight. You know, I’m lucky; I’m one of those people – I can eat donuts, whatever, and I just get fat. 
Louis C. K.

I’m not going to work in a place where I can’t eat donuts. 
Kristen Ashley

Me looking at a donut… but mostly I hate the way I don’t hate you, not even close, not even a little bit, not even at all.”

Vegan or not, gluten-free or not, Erin McKenna’s donuts are the best I’ve had in 20 years, without exception. 
Mark Bittman

If I had all the money in the world, I’d still make movies. But I’d want them to pay me in donuts.
Bruce Campbell

Doughnut Quotes on Dunkin

The best thing in the morning before crashing at work is a cup of coffee. Further-some of-course, to grab one of the delicious doughnuts (or two). Each one of us goes Dunkin’ to order.

“You can’t buy happiness, but you can buy Dunkin’ Donuts.” 

“I dough-nut know what I’d do without Dunkin’ Donuts.”

“You can all come out now, I’ve had my Dunkin’.” 

“Have a doughlightful day!” 

Donut Quotes - Have a doughlightful day!

“I’m not losing any sleep over Dunkin Donuts. 
Howard Schultz

“Much of my youth was spent in the parking lot or inside a Dunkin’ Donuts. 
Eli Roth

“Sorry for what I said before I had my Dunkin’.”

“Dunkin feeds my smile all day long.

“A new study found that Americans are exercising more than ever but still not losing much weight. Not good, in fact, it’s all I could think about on my jog to Dunkin’ Donuts. 
Jimmy Fallon

“When shopping at Dunkin’ Donuts, pretend you are the mother of nine. Say things like, ‘Little David likes cream-filled and Susie wanted jelly.’ That way, no one will be suspicious when you order a dozen donuts with one cup of coffee to go. 
Linda Sunshine

Funny Quotes

“Keep your eye on the Donut not on the hole.

Donut Quotes

“The center of a donut is 100 percent fat free.”

“After exercising I always eat donuts. Just kidding! I don’t exercise.

“You mean dough much to me.” 

“That’s my favorite food group: donut. I love the donut.
Laura Linney

“I got 99 donuts ’cause I already ate one.”

“And the donut just stood there with a glazed expression.”

“Donut go breaking my heart.

“All the donuts have names that sound like prostitutes 
Tom Waits

“I don’t need an inspirational quote. I need coffee and a doughnut ASAP.”

“I got 99 doughnuts, ‘cuz a betch ate one.” 


“I just need like a 4-hour nap, a coffee, and 3 donuts. Also, can we scratch the whole adult thing today?”

“You pretty much can’t get away from bacon or whiskey in the South. Put a doughnut in it and you’d be good to go.
Hillary Scott

To find inner peace search deep inside yourself. Is there a donut there? If not, take corrective action.

I wanna steal a donut truck and go on a high-speed chase because it would be funny watching cops chase a donut truck on the news.

National Donut Day

 “With a doughnut in each hand, anything is possible.”
— Jameela Jamil

Probably millions of Americans got up this morning with a cup of coffee, a cigarette, and a donut. No wonder they are sick and fouled up.
Jack LaLanne

“The circle of life.” 

You are the sprinkles on my donut.

A flute without holes, is not a flute. A donut without a hole, is a Danish. 
Chevy Chase

Coffee and Donut Quotes

Man does not live by coffee alone…
have a donut!

I usually just get into a police character by drinking coffee and eating donuts, but those days are over.
Matt Servitto

I survive mondays with Donut and coffee.

Bring coffee and a Donut. Set them on desk. Do not speak. Do not make eye contact. Back away slowly.
… And we all might just survive this.

Fang took the entire family out for coffee and donuts the other night. The kids enjoyed it. It was the first time they’d ever given blood.
Phyllis Diller

Homer Simpson Donuts Quotes

Donuts. Is there anything they can’t do?


I bought a doughnut and they gave me a receipt for the doughnut… I don’t need a receipt for the doughnut. I give you money and you give me the doughnut, end of the transaction. We don’t need to bring ink and paper into this. I can’t imagine a scenario that I would have to prove that I bought a doughnut. To some skeptical friend, ‘Don’t even act like I didn’t get that doughnut, I’ve got the documentation right here… It’s in my file at home. …Under D.’ 
Mitch Hedberg

 Adult librarians are like lazy bakers: their patrons want a jelly doughnut, so they give them a jelly doughnut. Children’s librarians are ambitious bakers: ‘You like the jelly doughnut? I’ll get you a jelly doughnut. But you should try my cruller, too. My cruller is gonna blow your mind, kid. 
John Green

On the contrary, when i love to gift myself. I like to get a box of munchkins. It always puts a smile on my face. 

So do comment below which of the menu yours is favorite doughnut.

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